September 2010
ALSO, MARK KANEMURA ON GLEE. WHAT A SUCCESSFUL...
JOHN STAMOS IS SO RIDICULOUSLY FUCKING...
Just painted my nails with Gondola by Chanel!
Time to go to Honors 199 with nail polish all over my fingers. :>
WHAT IS THIS FROM
sulu:
spoonyriffic:
Okay. Bedtime now.SOM
CHRIST ON A BIKE, THIS IS THE BEST GIF EVER
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO USE AUTO-TUNE ON EVERY SONG IN...
getagirlfriendjeff:
jemesuis:
I just don’t understand. Don’t they know how unrealistic/awkward/stupid it makes it look?
WE ALL KNOW THEY CAN SING. SO, LET THEM.
OH MY GOD THIS
THE
WHOLE
TIME
I KNOW. WHAT THE FUCK. THEY ARE SINGING IN THE BATHROOM, WHY ARE THEIR VOICES AUTOTUNED.
“The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.”
– Albert Einstein (via reluctantbuddha)
Oh, like how when Tumblr is having queue issues and EVERYTHING POSTS AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?!???! FUCK YOU, TUMBLR. FUCK. YOU.
WRITING A PAPER AT 1:20 AM
spinningmenorahs:
LIKE YEAH.
ARE YOU ONLINE. BECAUSE I WANT TO TELL YOU A STORY.
DON'T BE TARDY TO THE HARDY PARTY
thisisnotbruce:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM HARDY, YOU SEXY BEAST YOU.
SAY TUMBLR, Can we write a story? Lets say four...
spinningmenorahs:
the-fire-is-catching:
fairwind:
whythatsabsurrrd:
ONCE UPON A TIME
IN A DARK FOREST
THERE WAS THIS UNICORN
WHO TOASTED THE DOUCHEBAGS
UNTIL THEY TURNED CRISPY
oh reckless abandon.: So there I was, running... →
-kurwa:
peenmachine:
-kurwa:
peenmachine:
-kurwa:
peenmachine:
…
i just want you to know, this makes me laugh everytime
I MIGHT FIND IT FUNNIER IF I WAS FUCKING HIM. BUT I AM NOT. SO I WILL GO CRY NOW.
YOU AREN’T FUCKING HIM YET WHAT
preposterous. why is this. sorry butting in trolololo
I AM TRYING SO HARD, BUT ALL MY EFFORTS ARE IN…
I WILL BE LIKE, IS THAT A LANYARD IN YOUR...
oh reckless abandon.: So there I was, running... →
-kurwa:
peenmachine:
-kurwa:
peenmachine:
…
i just want you to know, this makes me laugh everytime
I MIGHT FIND IT FUNNIER IF I WAS FUCKING HIM. BUT I AM NOT. SO I WILL GO CRY NOW.
YOU AREN’T FUCKING HIM YET WHAT
preposterous. why is this. sorry butting in trolololo
I AM TRYING SO HARD, BUT ALL MY EFFORTS ARE IN…
I WILL BE LIKE, IS THAT A LANYARD IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY...
oh reckless abandon.: So there I was, running... →
-kurwa:
peenmachine:
…
i just want you to know, this makes me laugh everytime
I MIGHT FIND IT FUNNIER IF I WAS FUCKING HIM. BUT I AM NOT. SO I WILL GO CRY NOW.
YOU AREN’T FUCKING HIM YET WHAT
preposterous. why is this. sorry butting in trolololo
I AM TRYING SO HARD, BUT ALL MY EFFORTS ARE IN…
I WILL BE LIKE, IS THAT A LANYARD IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME.
...
So there I was, running around with my snuggie on...
-kurwa:
peenmachine:
hopelessromantical:
peenmachine:
when the RA I’m creeping on COMPLETELY IGNORES HOW ADORABLE I AM BEING and says, “Don’t run in the hallway.”
Don’t run in the hallway.
Don’t run in the hallway.
WHAT THE FUCK. YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.
i just want you to know, this makes me laugh everytime
I MIGHT FIND IT FUNNIER IF I WAS FUCKING HIM. BUT I AM...
So there I was, running around with my snuggie on...
hopelessromantical:
peenmachine:
when the RA I’m creeping on COMPLETELY IGNORES HOW ADORABLE I AM BEING and says, “Don’t run in the hallway.”
Don’t run in the hallway.
Don’t run in the hallway.
WHAT THE FUCK. YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.
i just want you to know, this makes me laugh everytime
I MIGHT FIND IT FUNNIER IF I WAS FUCKING HIM. BUT I AM NOT. SO I WILL GO CRY...
The average person will spend 20,000 minutes...
andre0id:
tsundereslasher:
-hewastheirfriend:
brittanylongbottom:
bacon-:
None so far.
ME TOO.
yeah…what they said…
OMG. 20,000??
FOREVER INTOXICATED WHEN I KISS
BOYS DON’T WANT TO KISS ME
I AM FOREVER IN THE FRIEND ZONE
FOLLOW MY COLLEGE TUMBLR →
FOLLOW MY TURTLE GIF TUMBLR →
Most kids say they’d die if their parents got a...
andre0id:
are-you-fucking-kidding-me:
fancywallpaper:
idrewyouapicture:
tumbldore-:
imnotanighttroll:
neilwinchestercestgrayston:
i-aint-bovvered:
imascoldasacoldwindblows:
harryfreakingpottify:
babylovex:
theobsessivenerd:
josiefeenie:
i would cry for days
LOL. My Dad like adds me a lot. And I’m like “Um how about no?” But on Tumblr….
...
At the age of 16, 80% of people have already met...
smilealltheywant:
heartbreakerxoxo:
rainorthunder:
heyitsjoannaaa:
yotsubatozetsubou:
nubfight4:
noregretsjustlovebaby:
sunshinesheartdesires:
trulyfarhana:
At the age of 14, I’ve found mine :))
(via caseygrin)
FOREVER ALONE
lolno
^ LOL. “At the age of 14, I’ve found mine”. LOL.
NO. just no
So I watched Shutter Island on the movie channel...
An afternoon well spent.
I HAVE 69 FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER
TUMBLR FOLLOWERS, GET ON IT
i-am-no-longer-active-on-here asked: Why they always gotta be so calm, right? Best of luck gettin' at him. I'm going to bed soon. Good night!
i-am-no-longer-active-on-here asked: Your RA is pretty cute~
DO IT! DEFILE HIS AZN BODY! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
DO IT! DEFILE HIS AZN BODY! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
i-am-no-longer-active-on-here asked: You should totally take a creeper!pic of your hot RA and put it on tumblr where us less fortunate and not-able-to-see-your-attractive-RA can bask in his apparent hotness. (pleeeaaasssseee?)
Now I'm going to try and leave Madville long...
So there I was, running around with my snuggie on...
when the RA I’m creeping on COMPLETELY IGNORES HOW ADORABLE I AM BEING and says, “Don’t run in the hallway.”
Don’t run in the hallway.
Don’t run in the hallway.
WHAT THE FUCK. YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.
GOING HOME FOR THE WEEKEND. LICK ME, BITCHES.
JK, I really don’t want to go. This place is awesome!
