My biggest regret ever is showing my math teacher my clitoris in the 11th grade. I found him really attractive and starting hitting on him. One day, he played along and it ended with my underwear around my ankles and his fingers in my womanhood.
one time i won 2 fishes from the carnival one of them died because my little nephew shook the bag with the FISH in it and the next day i saw it floating so we had to flush that one in the toilet, fish 2 died because my 4 year old nephew decided to show him some LOVE~ by picking him up out of the bowl and threw it somewhere on the floor and it got lost somewhere in the carpet so i tried to find it and i did and my nephew goes ””sorry i wanted him to sit down”’
and i was like ””OH SHIT”” and my nephew goes ”’OH SHIT!”’ and i was like uh non nonono dont say that say ”’O-CEAN instead ok”” A+
My biggest regret ever is trying to give myself a circumcision. My parents never did it to me because of my family’s religious beliefs. So, I tried to do it myself by following some instructions on the Internet. The procedure didn’t go too well and now my penis looks disgusting and is in constant pain.