June 2011
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shesgotwhatittakes replied to your post: good god, every guy i find attractive atm is 15
oh because mine are 35+ lose-lose
i think i’ll just roll with it because i’m barely 18 but still wtf is wrong with me
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Our guest teacher brought one of his students from...
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Oh sweet jesus.
He’s one gorgeous piece of man.
He needs to get inside of me.
Do you check out his junk?
God yes.
And he’s such a good dancer.
He’s perfect.
Fuck him.
Do it.
Just ask him if he wants to have sex.
I actually had the chance to let him come live with me for a week
but I didn’t think my parents would go for...
good god, every guy i find attractive atm is 15
janeasher-:
im gonna masturbate and then cry because i’ll never have a boyfriend bye
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cosmicartery replied to your post: Thanks for deleting that. And mwahah you reposted that creepy pregnant lady!
Yo i thought this was a private message! And you shuold go to Panera if your’e in motown with those brown ladies
who said they were ladies tho
gonna have a big fat lunch with some brown people...
cosmicfireflies asked: Thanks for deleting that. And mwahah you reposted that creepy pregnant lady!
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fireking:
kanye claus would just give kids lumps of coal and when they stare up at him he would just take his shades off and say “Black is beautiful.” as a single tear rolls down his hardened cheek
this is my intro post and shit
hey y’all, i’m iman and i’m 18 and i go to wvu and i do shady things. don’t tell my sister.
goddamn look at all these new followers
get ready for an introductory post
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“I worked the third shift at a convenience store for a few months. At four in the...”
– Steve Carell (via dumbledored)
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“In the late Fifties in England it wasn’t that easy to get it. The girls would...”
– George Harrison, The Beatles Anthology (book)
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joshishollywood:
I don’t understand guys who cuss girls out after they get rejected
What do you think they’re going to do
“Oh, now that you’ve called me a stuck-up bitch, I’ll come home with you! I didn’t know you’d get mad”
God my gender is embarrassing sometimes
janeasher is the best blog i have ever followed →
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janeasher-:
i started crying during masturbation once because it was taking like HOURS and i was getting so tired and i started crying and screaming ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR and my vagina was numb and then i thought about children in africa and got upset evebn more
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Trolling according to my Mom:
Me: Look at this picture of our dog with a sweater on! I put it on tumblr.
My Mom: 6 notes! She's famous! What did people say about her?
Me: Well, one person said that she's trolling.
My Mom: That's disgusting!
Me: Do you even know what trolling means?
My Mom: Yeah, it's when someone goes out and sucks a bunch of guys dicks.
cosmicfireflies asked: Ok I found it... LOL Stick it in my askhole... anyway, take my name off of here. I will be known as Cosmicartery!
Second, thanks for that little tutorial. I'm trying to find some other social sites other than fb cuz it's getting a little boring. Let's be best tumblr friends and hang out on here instead :)
Second, thanks for that little tutorial. I'm trying to find some other social sites other than fb cuz it's getting a little boring. Let's be best tumblr friends and hang out on here instead :)
cosmicfireflies asked: Ok I found it... LOL Stick it in my askhole... anyway, take my name off of here. I will be known as Cosmicartery!
Second, thanks for that little tutorial. I'm trying to find some other social sites other than fb cuz it's getting a little boring. Let's be best tumblr friends and hang out on here instead :)
Second, thanks for that little tutorial. I'm trying to find some other social sites other than fb cuz it's getting a little boring. Let's be best tumblr friends and hang out on here instead :)
cosmicfireflies asked: Ok I found it... LOL Stick it in my askhole... anyway, take my name off of here. I will be known as Cosmicartery!
Second, thanks for that little tutorial. I'm trying to find some other social sites other than fb cuz it's getting a little boring. Let's be best tumblr friends and hang out on here instead :)
Second, thanks for that little tutorial. I'm trying to find some other social sites other than fb cuz it's getting a little boring. Let's be best tumblr friends and hang out on here instead :)
i always want to talk to my friend snape patel...
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so i saw my hawt bawss at kroger today after our...
i was in the wine aisle with my friends because for some reason my friends like wine even though it tastes like nail polish remover and toe jam
and i saw hawt bawss in the next aisle over, looking at steak or s/t, so i turned to my friends and was like HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY HAWT BAWSS OVER THERE and then i started looking at these awesome cat wines
but i guess my friends looked at hawt bawss a...
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inyourendo replied to your post: why the fuck do i have so many followers
no i luv u
FILLING OUT APPS MAKES ME REALLY NERVOUS
honorrolltooutofcontrol:
i scratched my arm
and now i smell weed…
is a marijuana tree inside of me
whaaaaaaat
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we-are-dumbledores-army:
