August 2011
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reblog with the first tags that come up when you...
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cchellez:
de-cendres:
Humanity - Music - Spider - Yusuf
how are you real tom hardy? - my legs.. I mean bed… is always open to you - Summer in the City - You know you’re addicted to tumblr when…
my tags are so fucking lewd
honey got a booty like pow pow pow - mv augusta - superman dat ho - you go glen coco
(via badw0lfbay)
holy shit, my life, seriously, you have been...
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100newfears:
all i want is for people who don’t know me to stop talking to me or about me
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inyourendo replied to your post: Read More →
get tested and hope for the bested (i’m really sorry for saying that)
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so there’s this really weird-looking and annoying dude in my bio lecture and he reminds me so much of this dude who i danced with at a club while i was drunk and he was also really weird-looking and his hair was oddly long and he tried to make out with me which sobered me up right quick but every time i see the dude in lecture i wanna barf and die and chop my leg off ugh
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also i went clubbing on thursday and i was drunk and i made out with a random guy and now i’m scared i have herpes
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soooo ummmm i kind of want to bone everybody in the world and it’s getting kind of awkward because now i’m having actual sexual fantasies with actual people which give me actual ladyboners and i feel sorta bad just being so terribly horny all the time and i think i will actually bang the next person who shows interest no lie
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100newfears:
i said amy winehouse was literally one of the most talented pe ople but my friend said she sounds like a bug
she sounds like literally one of the most talented bugs
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if i can stay up to write it, i will write the best fucking article
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that vma picture though
caseyafflecksperm:
jay z is blatantly thinking ‘kanye what are you doing sit your ass down we don’t like this guy I dont care if he can do a backflip if you start cheering you can’t sleep over tonight I MEAN IT I’m telling beyonce’
#do they have slumber parties in jay’s giant funking crib #do they play jenga and cranium and somesuch #and then they watch alfred hitchcock until it’s...
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“Since when is a woman responsible for a man’s self-control?”
– Vitafiction (via muacaiik)
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To clarify
nedhepburn:
I have a very hard time comprehending how Chris Brown has a career. He’s singularly the worst person in the music industry and people who enable him are doubly worse.
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omg
turrts:
so i had to poop since like 930 but i had class at 10 so i had to hold it
and i got back to my dorm and i went into the bathroom and i didn’t even give a flying fuck
and like there were other people in there and i was like “sorry ‘bout your damn luck” and i didn’t even try to be quiet.
it was like an elephant or some shit was in my butt.
and i was like “FEAR MY BUTT!!”
and it...
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chemistry isn’t impossible to do
it’s just
impossible
to start
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i couldn’t even eat cake today wtf is wrong with me
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smilealltheywant replied to your post: that would be true confidence omg .. no i think i’ll just ignore him until he goes to bed ;o
if only i had a dick D;
but you know what
aw fuck my bra isn’t padded and now nipples
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delusionalmilkhotel asked: that would be true confidence omg .. no i think i'll just ignore him until he goes to bed ;o
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delusionalmilkhotel asked: omg you changed your url i was scared you were gone forever~ yeah tho my neighbors house .. i have my desk set up with my laptop and i face the window while i'm on the computer and i don't have shades, just a thin curtain, and at night my windows open and like two weeks ago i looked out and i saw the old man (an old couple lives in that house) and hes just sitting in his window and it...
