May 2012
1 tag
9 tags
puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
slavetrade:
who needs xtube when you have richwhitelesbian.tumblr.com/tagged/me
triple-6:
Crazy Lazy Lazy Crazy Boyfriend Weed Cat - Best Coast
richwhitelesbian:
this dad cant see his kids anymore after a messy divorce but can HE see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
2 tags
weedhitler:
if you put sriracha on a nutella sandwich, the CEO of Tumblr is required, by law, to prison-style tattoo your name and a phrase of your choosing on his thigh
1 tag
teddypup:
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17
DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT
OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH
sunhatedginger:
glitterpotato:
sticky-minaj:
vgly:
dumbfuckery:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
omg
‘kindly
EXCUSE ME
“breathing down ur butt!”
brakhage:
i just told my dad some teenage girls think serial killers are cool and he threw his hands up in exasperation and huffed “FUCK THE ENTIRE WORLD”
batreaux:
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
1 tag
vveaboo:
the guy in an anime who always has a glare on his glasses and pushes them up when he has something to say
i-o-u-a-fall:
thenextdragonborn:
internet-boy:
my mom asked me if thor was an anime….
loki onii-chan why are you so mean uguu
i-it’s not like i want the throne of asgard or anything… baka…!!
hanksypanky:
“oh yeah baby” he moaned. “let me touch you with my stick of pleasure”
she gives him a weird look. “have you been reading fanfiction on the internet again.”
the man blushes, but the redness of his cheeks is no match for his throbbing sex organ.
1 tag
1 tag
draculoids:
do you know why we’re all single
we never forwarded those chain messages
sherlockandjohnwatson:
“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
richwhitelesbian:
the interviewer asks me “where do you see yourself in 10 years”. am i applying at some sort of time travel company? am i the only person here who can’t see into the future? i ask him what the winning lottery numbers are for next month.
1 tag
batreaux:
“dad did you drink the last root beer?” i say, annoyed. “yeah and i touched your moms boobs too” he says before riding off on your skateboard to go terrorize the local mall
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snoopdong:
“Cuddleuppets are your two most favorite things rolled up into one! A blanket that cuddles! And a puppet that plays!”
The only thing rolled up here is the fat blunt these blankets blazed 5 minutes ago
