June 2012
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weedhitler:
Just then, Randy grabbed the idol.”RANDY NO, THE TRAPS” I yelled, but it was too late. Poison-tipped darts flew into our necks. It was fast acting, I could tell, but I could make a cure if we ran fast enough. The floor crumbled beneath us as we ran, Randy sobbing the whole time. A flaming ball of snakes rolled towards us as lava seeped from every crack in the walls. We ran for what...
why did i bother becoming smart if it just gets me tons of unwanted attention from the biggest shitlords this side of the mason-dixon line
mintymu:
captainfatcock:
four1111s replied to your post: yo maybe general iroh knows what happened to…
avatar ahhh it’s so good right
but good grief why does zuko’s grown up badass of a son sound like a whiny 16yo kid
re-using the voice actor was not a good choice
he’s zuko’s grandson. And dante basco is never a bad choice
OHHHHH but still is he a teenager orrr
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four1111s replied to your post: yo maybe general iroh knows what happened to…
avatar ahhh it’s so good right
but good grief why does zuko’s grown up badass of a son sound like a whiny 16yo kid
re-using the voice actor was not a good choice
i walk bowlegged to the counter and ask ‘do you guys have harem pants OH GOD DAMMIT’ as eight dildos fall from between my legs
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yo maybe general iroh knows what happened to zuko’s mom
bloodcavern:
girl, by the time im done with you, i’ll have you sayin “is it in yet?”
ogremom:
you walk up to the checkout at staples and lay out your purchases on the counter. the cashier grabs one of your purple elmers glue sticks and twists it up far enough to gnaw off the inch of uncovered adhesive. they chew it and open another and repeat it once again. you just stand there with your wallet still open in your hands, watching a stranger eat the glue that was so close to being...
silenthill:
i’m so horny somebody have sex with me NOW! typed the 13 year old on the internet. no mom that was my friend on my blog she has my password
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last night the biggest jackass in the world texted me his confession that he really likes me and he thinks i’m beautiful
less than a minute later he asked me if we could hook up next time he visits morgantown
can i please just be in a relationship with someone who is nice already
ugh i am so ready to do sex to a cute guy, y’all don’t even KNOW
weedhitler:
Studies show that the longer a tree of tumblr comments is, the dumber you are for even bothering with it
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
It is hard to believe that every single dad ever was born on this day.
more like texas CHODE house *is deported*
i enter the cinema with a large lump in my shirt. “one for prometheus” i say as i reach for my wallet, causing all my dildos to fall out
“these dildos may all look the same to you” i say, looking around my workshop while i carve a wooden dildo. “but really, each one is unique”
