OH MY FUCKING GOD

victoryjobs:

I’M IN NEW ORLEANS RIGHT NOW AND SOME DUMBASS WAS TRYING TO GO THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY

AND WE WERE LITERALLY YELLING AT HIM “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IT’S A ONE WAY ASSHOLE”

AND HE ROLLED DOWN HIS WINDOW TO ASK FOR HELP

IT WAS MOTHERFUCKING JESSE EISENBERG

“I just need to get into that parking lot right there can you please let me in”

AND WE DID AND I WAS JUST LIKE

STARING AT HIM WITH MY MOUTH HANGING OPEN

AND AS HE DROVE AWAY ONE OF MY FRIENDS WAS LIKE “OH MY GOD YOU’RE THE GUY FROM THE SOCIAL NETWORK”

BUT IT WAS TOO LATE

AND I HAD FORGOTTEN HOW TO WORDS

MORAL OF THE STORY: I CALLED JESSE EISENBERG AN ASSHOLE TO HIS FACE OH MY GOD HAHAHANAIXKSOZAOOXENZP$37:@1!

(Source: scaly-panties, via hanksypanky)

Feb

21

2012

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